Oh, joyous day!

Now I just have to get my mail key, new back door, and new sliding glass doors for the bathtub, and there will be significantly less stress in my life.

And now, dear readers, I have a pressing question that I've been waiting like three weeks to answer.

Which of the following, if any, aren't completely unacceptable in court?

-- Wearing jeans (nice ones, ironed, no holes, still wearing a coat or blazer).
-- Cracking your knuckles.
-- Cracking jokes.