In case you all forgot, we're at a top 15 16 law school. The practice of failing the bottom third of the class? Doesn't. Happen. Here. Top notch grades necessary to get a job? Clearly not, if our post-grad job rates are even close to accurate (my own bad job luck notwithstanding). What... what, may I ask, is the point of trying to cheat? What is going on in your heads? What makes you think that it's worth it to even try? But can it legitimately be called cheating if you just go off the deep end and insist that you still have 1:32 minutes left in the exam when the proctor's called time? And are you really getting enough of an advantage from the extra five minutes that you discreetly try to keep bubbling in your Evidence scantron? I mean, if you already weren't able to finish the exam in the given time, don't you think it's likely that those extra few minutes of bubbling won't really help much? Because, you know... if you knew the stuff, you probably wouldn't have gotten yourself into this position in the first place. Just saying.

Anyway, all I heard was that one guy flipped out on a proctor and insisted he had about a minute left after they'd called time and that the scantron had to be physically removed from his hand. And then another guy in a different class apparently kept bubbling when the proctors started collecting the scantrons. This, of course, is like 3rd hand info, so I don't know if it's true, but if it is, then I am sad for humanity. You cheaters are making baby Jesus cry. And for what? For what, I ask.

I, for one, am ashamed to go to school with you.

An Anonymouse points me to this subthread, which doesn't really tell us a whole lot more than we already knew, but for those of you who enjoy speculation, there it is. I still maintain that the original xoxo poster was attention whoring, even though his story turned out to be true. The way he went about reporting it, refusing to give details because that might somehow lessen the punishment, etc. I don't pretend that I'm not an attention whore right along with him, but at least I can admit that, you know? So clearly, I'm just a better person than he is.

Had training for work today. Was told that one of my employees has a bit of an ego problem, so they assigned him to me. *rubs hands together evilly* Is it wrong for me to look forward to crushing his ego meeting him?">