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Asyou've been informed in the previous post, we got our schedules fornext fall today. Unlike my friend below, I am the scheduling God sherefers to in her title and I have the greatest schedule ever created.My exams are spread out, not on a Saturday, and not on Christmas Eve.Much like my entire life, everything worked out according to plan.
Butthe best thing about my schedule, which I've been looking forward tosince I started Law School, is no Friday classes. This means that myThursday nights will be taken to an entirely new level. This means morebreaking beer mugs in the Logan's bathroom, more groping unwillingfemales, and more public urination than all of you have seen before.Not that I don't go out on Thursdays now, but without the threat of aFriday morning class lingering in the back of mind, any inclinationstowards moderation will go out the window. I am not bragging about mydrinking habits, but rather issuing a stern warning to all of you whomight find themselves unwittingly standing on my drunken warpath.
2. You are approached by a number of people asking if you've heard about the "Jammies" and having them believe you when you tell them that you've heard about them, but only because everyone's been talking about them.
At some point, I will start blogging more regularly again. I have no clue when that point will come, but it will probably be some time after I stop having computer problems.
I got this email from a friend today, and I just had to share. Some of it's kind of graphic, so Ruth said I should "cut it" just in case some of y'all are bitches that can't take it. I think it's fine, but she said she'd edit it if I didn't, so click the links. She also said I have to take out people's real names. Sometimes she's really no fun.
( This is what happens when you drunk email. )
( And this is the beauty of the BCC funtion in email. )
Enjoy.
This was said during a group conversation about blow jobs, and how you can tell which girls can relax their throats based on whether they can chug alcohol or not.
RUTH: Oooh, and we're supposed to start covering porn in class soon. I'll be sure to come.
ANTONIN: ...
RUTH: Erm, come to class.
Watch out, bitches!
Reason #16 not to go to law school
Ruth (reading Civ Pro): Man, when these guys went forum shopping, they broke out the Visa!
Antonin: Put the Civ Pro book down and go home. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Antonin: Put the Civ Pro book down and go home. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Saturday was the school golf tourney, and a group of us decided we would shellout the $40 each to show off our mad golf skills. Unfortunetly, we leftour mad golf skills at home and they certainly didn't return to usafter 10+ beers. We came in second to last place and the highlight ofour day was when I told the beverage cart girl that I dated a beveragecart girl once, and now she was a stripper. She never came back to giveus more beer. So now I'm $40 poorer, my legs are scratched to hell fromlooking for my ball, and I destroyed an 18 year old girl's self esteem.All-in-all, I would call it a pretty successful day.
