I just ate a bowl of this pumpkin flavored ice cream suggested by a friend, and OMG I'M GOING TO GAIN 500 POUNDS.

I don't normally buy ice cream because it's something I can't do in moderation. If it's in the house, it's not there long because I can't stay out of it. I love love love ice cream, but it's not something that I really associate with my personality because it's so rare that I allow myself to indulge. But when I saw that it was PUMPKIN ICE CREAM, PEOPLE! I knew I just had to buy some. And by some, I mean whatever my grocery store had there.

Luckily for my bathroom scale, I could only find two. I imagine I'll spend the next weeks trying to convince myself that they won't get any more in and so I should try to make it last. But in reality, I'll probably start calling grocery stores all over El Paso to find out who has some.

I wonder if buy enough, could I convince Dreyer's to sponsor a gym membership for me...