So I was filling out my finger-printing form, and after putting "A Lady Never Tells" on the line for "weight," I came across something I've never had to fill out before in my life.

Skin tone.

I mean, what do I put for that? Pale? Fair? Pinkish? I pondered it for a while, as this was clearly important enough to be inquired about on the form. Finally, I decided that "alabastor" was as good an answer as any and went on to answer "brown" for the first time in my life in response to "hair color."

Good thing they didn't ask about tattoos.